G's birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY HUSBAND!!! He turned the big 44 today.

I gave him his b'day gift, which was really just paper. It had the printouts of the 2 tix I bought for that music festival. He was shocked. He said that he did not expect that.

We went downstairs and chatted while he smoked. I fessed up that I contacted Mark last month to set this up. I told him of the falling out that Mark and Dave had. He laughed.

Came upstairs and we booked him flights to Melbourne from 14/2 to 19/2. 5 whole days he is going!!!! Leaves on the Thursday near mid-day and returns the Tuesday at noonish. 5 whole days home alone!!! OMG!!! I am possibly more thrilled about this than I should be.

I go away. I am leaving for Laos next week. I want to tour the NT and WA this school hols. He never goes anywhere unless it's with me.

I am so happy he is happy with his gift AND is getting out to spend time with Mark.

Tonight, it's dinner at Breakky Creek Hotel. STEAK! COW! BIG SLABS OF IT!

You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart?

I should update.

G seems ok. He has a doctor's appointment Friday AM so he will chat with the doc about what he needs to do. He's drastically cut back on his smoking (wearing patches and chewing gum). I'm waiting for the "non-smoking bitch" shoe to drop. :P He's also going to talk to the doc about this cholesterol thing.

All in all, he seems ok and that's good. I think this freaked him out more than he wants to admit. I don't know if he told his mum about it this weekend but he did tell me not to call her Friday night when he was in hospital overnight.


Work is work is work. I am flat out with marking and it's OMG BORING at times. I do love it when I get something funny tho. We've been sharing OMG LULZ things students have said. So far, from a report on gun control laws, this is the winner:

"95% of survey participants said that they had never been murdered before."

The other 5%?

My darling Harry has been OMG VOCAL lately. WTF CAT?!?! Just do what cats do. Lay there and sleep. Fucker was mewling and moewing this AM. Woke me up, TWICE. When I got up, he was sleeping next to G on the box he likes. So I poked him repeatedly. Wake ME up, will ya??!! Fucker. Is this because I cut back his dry food to 1/8 cup in the AM and PM before bed? I wonder....


This weekend, we have the student ball and then the Zombie Walk. YAY DRESSING UP! YAY GETTING BLOODY! I have my costumes for both. The student ball is a Western theme. Sure hope that does't offend cowboys. HYUCK! I love Halloween but all this costume wank is fucking annoying. I am going to LOVE my Zombie walk costume. I hope it works the way I hope it does....and does not offend any Aussies. *eye roll*

G has another bromance date tonight. Oh my does he get crusty when I say that!! Tee hee. He and Alan are going to see some Led Zepplin thing. *shrug*


Sachin Tenduklar is up for an Honorary Order of Australia. Sachin is possibly one of the best batsmen ever in cricket, after Don Bradman. HOLY RACIST PANTIES IN A TWIST, AUSTRALIA!!!! Y'all need to build a big ol' bridge and get the fuck over it.

Brisbanetimes? You suck for the wording of this poll:
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/opinion/political-news/australia-honours-tendulkar-20121016-27oi7.html

"No, it only encourages them."

OH HELL NO! NO! NO!

CourierMail, you are no better with your poll...or the fact that most bogan fuckwits said he should not receive it.

Can I go home now? I'm so so so so so so so tired. I just want to sleep.

Buh, Buh, buh, look where you're goin' ya idiot.

Pics of the car. If your on my FB, you should be able to see them. If not, give me your name and I will add you.

SEE! See the left blinker on?!?!?!? &^&%W&*^!%#^%!@#%!@&^$*@!#&^!!!!!!!!!!!!

:( :( :(

Is this gonna be a write off? I hope not......



We're both taking the day off. I am eventually going to go see the doc up here at Lutwyche just so I have a record. The hospital didn't even give G a day off. WTF?

His mother went to see him at the hospital. He had no reception AND his battery was dying, so it was hard to reach him. By the time I was sorted and calmed down, he was on his way home. I feel like a bad wife, being here, but what would I have done there???

Also, Phil was home when the crash happened, which alerted the cops as well to the issues there. He was drunk, ranting, screaming and being a pain. Eventually, he pulled out ALL OF THE FUSES to the house and left, leaving them with NO POWER. What?!?!?

I can't even....I should have called the cops when I saw him there again...or told the ones that were talking to me what happened. One of them did ask me how our neighbours were and I did admit that we had JUST returned from the copshop from making a statement against them for the domestic last week. *sigh*

I need to go call 2 doctors now. YAY! FUN!

The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?

FUCK ME! I will be swearing A LOT in this entry.

I am so goddamn mad right now.

Some fuckhead broadsided our car as I was turning into our driveway. MOTHERFUCKINGCUNTWADASSHOLEFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We were coming home from giving a fucking statement to the cops about the fucking drama here the other night. We were just pulling into the drive way when WHAMMOOOOOOOO!!!! Some fuckwit broadsides us.

Here's a pic:

My car line is the white one. His line is dark blue. The PINK LINE is the FUCKING BIKE LANE THAT YOU DO NOT PASS IN! See the problem?

FUCK!

I indicated I was turning left into my drive. HE CAME UP MY LEFT SIDE AND BROADSIDED ME BECAUSE HE WAS TOO IMPATIENT TO WAIT 12 SECONDS.

The ambos came quickly as did the tow truck. I had the 000 (Aus version of 911) woman talking to me, the tow truck guys talking to me and the paramedics all talking to me at once. &^@&^%&^@!#!!!!!! What day is it? IT'S FUCK OFF AND LET ME THINK DAY! I'm in shock, yes. G is hurt. It smashed into HIS SIDE OF THE FUCKING CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The screech of the truck drivers tires and the crash brought all the boys to my yard. Seriously. We had ooglers. Fuck off. My neighbours came out. PHIL CAME OUT. Phil!!!! He's meant to be the hell outta here. FUCK!

Cops showed. Gave them statements. JFC I JUST LEFT THE COP SHOP!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

G has major bruising down his left side. He's at Royal Brisbane Hospital right now. I should be there, but I needed to deal with the cops and insurance and cats. I called his mother and she is on her way there. I don't know if I want to be there. He's just waiting and if that is all, what can I do?

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Our car could be write off. It's not even a year old. We're still paying for it. The one bright side is that after talking with my insurance people, they've assured me I am not at all at fault. That's fabulous...BUT I AM STILL WITHOUT CAR AND MY HUSBAND IS HURT!!!!!!!!!

Also, I checked the info shithead gave me. Didn't even bother to give me his rego or licence number. TWAT!!! I gave him everything AND IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!!!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wife of the year here...on LJ when my husband is in hospital. I just.....don't. Even. &*^@!&^(#%&@!^%$(@!^$&^!%@$(&^@!%$^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!