Now, now, Homer. Can't strangle the boy on his mother's birthday. Juries hate that.

I would say that overall, this year's birthday was a success!!!

OBAMA WON! YAY! Ok, that was on the 6th November, but since I am ~*~ in the future ~*~, his re-election really messed up mah birthday! How. Rude. :P

G gave me a card, some mind-blowing sex and These. Cute! When I get my car back, I want to put one on my dashboard! His mum gave me a card with money in it. She's learning..... :P Clare and Alan gave me a Pub Trivia. They know me too well....

Dad rang and 'sang' happy birthday to me. That man CAN NOT sing. It's endearing.

G has yet to book me into a Japanese place this weekend, BUT we scored box seats at the cricket this weekend. SCORE!!!!! I really want nice Japanese too.

I'm having yet another BBQ for students Dec 2nd. Why do I DO this?

I have one student who I have to admit I will miss greatly. This kid is AWESOME. He is smart, witty, funny and 'gets it'. I love talking to him.

You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart?

I should update.

G seems ok. He has a doctor's appointment Friday AM so he will chat with the doc about what he needs to do. He's drastically cut back on his smoking (wearing patches and chewing gum). I'm waiting for the "non-smoking bitch" shoe to drop. :P He's also going to talk to the doc about this cholesterol thing.

All in all, he seems ok and that's good. I think this freaked him out more than he wants to admit. I don't know if he told his mum about it this weekend but he did tell me not to call her Friday night when he was in hospital overnight.


Work is work is work. I am flat out with marking and it's OMG BORING at times. I do love it when I get something funny tho. We've been sharing OMG LULZ things students have said. So far, from a report on gun control laws, this is the winner:

"95% of survey participants said that they had never been murdered before."

The other 5%?

My darling Harry has been OMG VOCAL lately. WTF CAT?!?! Just do what cats do. Lay there and sleep. Fucker was mewling and moewing this AM. Woke me up, TWICE. When I got up, he was sleeping next to G on the box he likes. So I poked him repeatedly. Wake ME up, will ya??!! Fucker. Is this because I cut back his dry food to 1/8 cup in the AM and PM before bed? I wonder....


This weekend, we have the student ball and then the Zombie Walk. YAY DRESSING UP! YAY GETTING BLOODY! I have my costumes for both. The student ball is a Western theme. Sure hope that does't offend cowboys. HYUCK! I love Halloween but all this costume wank is fucking annoying. I am going to LOVE my Zombie walk costume. I hope it works the way I hope it does....and does not offend any Aussies. *eye roll*

G has another bromance date tonight. Oh my does he get crusty when I say that!! Tee hee. He and Alan are going to see some Led Zepplin thing. *shrug*


Sachin Tenduklar is up for an Honorary Order of Australia. Sachin is possibly one of the best batsmen ever in cricket, after Don Bradman. HOLY RACIST PANTIES IN A TWIST, AUSTRALIA!!!! Y'all need to build a big ol' bridge and get the fuck over it.

Brisbanetimes? You suck for the wording of this poll:
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/opinion/political-news/australia-honours-tendulkar-20121016-27oi7.html

"No, it only encourages them."

OH HELL NO! NO! NO!

CourierMail, you are no better with your poll...or the fact that most bogan fuckwits said he should not receive it.

Can I go home now? I'm so so so so so so so tired. I just want to sleep.

Are you saying you and Barbara are bad neighbours?

2 days. This must be some sort of record. New neighbours moved in 2 days ago and already, there is fighting, shit being broken, threats being made and angry voices. 2. Fucking. Days. I miss the old house. I miss not having neighbours.

This makes me want to buy a house far far from the city, in a suburb where I might have to deal with soccer mums and kids. I am hating this place right now.

The new neighbours? They looted the back flat as well. The cleaners were in there the other day. We took a walk through afterwards, being totally nosy, as they left the door open. It's a wholly depressing place that is barely one step up from a jail cell. Sad. Very sad place. The newbies took the fridge, couch and possibly the world's most disgusting bed. The first neighbours, Paula and Darrel, were not great, but they are better than this lot. I'm almost tempted to ask Phil back.

*sigh*

My week 'off' was ok. I worked 2 days. Had to go to Madagascar 3 on the Friday with Nathan and then spend a lovely evening with MIL. Why do people make me do this? The movie was ok. Gold Class was an experience. I would never pay that for a regular movie, considering the shit that they usually show.

Had lunch with Xavier on Thursday at Trang. YUM!!!

Finished Breaking Bad this AM. Now on to Dexter. I am slow. I am liking that my shows started again for fall. Missing Dallas.

I'm reading the first of the Nikki Heat books and I must say, it's fucking awful. WOW.

Watched World's Greatest Dad last night. What a fucked up movie that is.